♥No Problemo♥

My mom haven’t give me back the broadband yet… and of course I mind but I have my own maruah I’m not gonna tell that I’m sorry or whatever.

And yeah, I’m proud. But so what? If you don’t like me, it’s not my problem at all. I said this again and again but I don’t think any one you belieb me.

I, Jennifer “The Candy-Chocolate Gurl” Cyrus Bieber 100% confirm that I don’t care if people don’t like me. It’s their loss and their problem. If you don’t like me, just tell me the reason and I’ll do my best to correct myself. But if you still don’t like me, just do your part- 1. DON’T TALK TO ME 2. DO YOUR BEST TO STAY AWAY FROM ME.

And of course I’ll try my best to stay away from you too.

You’re happy, I’m happy. No drama. DONE. :)

And back to the subject—My mom haven’t return me back the bloody Maxis Broadband. Darn hard for me. I can’t live without Facebook. ;)

How can I connect with my friends for free when there’s no Internet connection?

So this is my plan:: Do all my homework. Study when my mom demand me to study. And try my best.

Maybe after a few months or if I’m lucky a few WEEKS, I’ll COOLY ask my mom: “So. Can I have the broadband back?” in my sweetest, pleading yet cool voice.

And if she says no, I’ll say: “Fine. At least I have my friends.”

Of course I’m not gonna say: “At least I have my friends AND MTV.”!! Or my mom will see my weakness that I can’t live without MTV either! Or the channel “E!”!!

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♥Immature♥

LOL I feel like laughing hysterically right now. My mom thinks that ignoring me while fussing over my sister will make me jealous and miserable.

Ha!

Think again, mom!

I’m just want to wipe the bloody smug out of her bloody smirking face and get the bloody Maxis Broadband out of her.

And my dad. Oh my God… I’m laughing right now.

(Giggle)

They make a really good couple, do they?

One who thinks that fussing over my sister and ignoring me at the same time will hurt me. Seriously, mom… are you even serious?

There’s no law against bad acting, I can say. o.O

And my dad… Oh my God, dad. You seriously NEED to grow up.

The whole family is watching the Gags think with the Green Monster on Disney Channel… (the one channel that my sister ALWAYS watches. Ugh) and there’s an old man putting on lipstick…

And of course, my dad tried to make fun of me. I don’t know what he said, really.

I just kept nodding my head this and that and… over.

All I know is that he’s making fun of me. Which I DON’T CARE. :)

I just kept nodding my head, as I said.

See? Look how immature they are!

I feel so damn sorry for them.

Poor things.

Haiz…

And my MOM. She thinks that hamsters are so cute and she’s afraid to TOUCH it.

They wanted to get the bloody hamster off the cage.

And me and my mom knows that she needs my help.

She didn’t even ask.

She’s so bloody proud.

BLOODY PROUD!

Why don’t she ask for my help?

She KNOWS that I’m a pro at handling hamsters.

Bloody hamsters. All bloody of them.

She’s just too proud to ask me.

Well, let me sit back and enjoy the show.

Enjoying watching my mom and my sister trying to get them out of their bloody cage.

Oh great, now my dad is making fun of me right now.

I don’t know what the hell’s his problem, really.

The whole family needs to seriously GROW UP!!

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♥It’s Not All Crap♥

Such a relief.

My mom gave the game away.

She said: “I saw your homework… part of it was not filled. I don’t know how are you gonna pass up your homework on Monday.”

Well! Thank you mom for saying that ‘cause now I know that you’re not planning to call the school to get my name of their list after all!

You’re just saying that just to scare me.

Well, you gave the game away.

It’s not my fault, anyway.

:P

I’m so happy right now.

BTW, I just woke up half an hour ago.

…

Yah. I’m a late sleeper.

I can’t sleep yesterday night.

I don’t know why.

Anyways, I gotta go.

Gotta finish the bloody homework.

Haiz…

I freaking hate homework as much as I hate exams too.

Byee~

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♥ It’s All Crap♥

Of all the crap, crap, crappiest nights I’ve ever had in the whole of my crap life, this is the crappiest of all.

Haha. Very funny. Not. It ain’t funny at all! I’m serious here.

Well, my parents finally came home (Like, an hour ago.). And the thing that I was expecting happened, of course. My mom just pretended like I’m invisible. And of course I’m not!

I’m really starting do belieb that my mom was serious about what she said last night. (Did I mentioned that she also threatened to call the school and let me 停学. And I thought that she’s kidding about that!).

Yeah, she threatened that a lot of time when we’re fighting. What if this time, she’s serious? What if she’s serious about everything she said last night? This is no bloody laughing matter right now, this is freaking serious!

Bloody hell, I freaking hate my life right now…Who had been even more crappier ever since that fight.

Plus my right eye had been twitching lately! I asked my dad if that’s a good thing or a bad thing and bloody hell, he said it’s a bad thing! Great.

God, I’m freaking out right now! And I suppose you guys wonder what the hell is that fight about.

Well, it was nothing, really.

“Wen, 明天wake我up at 9 o'clock, okay?” I asked.

“Okay!”

“Mummy, 你明天有没有去做工？”I asked.

“Good news for you! Yes I have to go to work. But the bad news is, I’m taking the freaking Maxis Broadband with me.”

“为什么？！”I exclaimed.

“Because I want you to finish your homework.” she smirked.

I was kinda fuming when she smirked at me. I really hate it when she does that, seriously. I see red every time she bloody smirks at me.

Then my mom wants me to do my homework with her helping me. I was still in a bad mood and I cursed 他妈的。And of course after my mom heard me swear, she saw red BUT she tried to hold it.

While I was swearing, I kinda slide my book (Shopaholic Ties The Knot) across the bloody table and my hand hit the corners of the pages, making the pages to have dog-ears (I simply hate them. They make my books look so pathetic.)

While my mom was teaching I could no longer hold it I picked up the book across the table and she thought I was going to ignore her and read in front of her but actually I picked up the book from across the table to try to fix the bloody dog-ears in the book!

So my mom got really furious and started threatening to cancel the trips to Green Box I was planning while throwing the bloody History book right in my face. And my homework. Just RIGHT IN MY BLOODY FACE.

Yeah. She was freaking pissed. Every time we made up after a stupid fight she always promised she will try to hold her temper or else she can ever injure me… but, bloody hell… of course she forgets about the God damned promise. :/

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♥Crap at Math♥

I’m really bad at Math. I was studying Math with my parents about stupid integers and I don’t eve know what the hell are they talking about!

Grr… I hate Math, seriously. I hate MATH!! Gosh my brain is swirling with numbers and integers now.

:’( 

My life is so fucked up at the moment. Haiz…

It’s now past midnight. I better go to bed now. I’m quite tired. :/

Goodnight, world! :D

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♥Everything Suck♥

I don’t really have the mood to do anything right now… seriously.

Reasons:

1. My sister & I had used up out subscribed volume quota… again. And we don’t have the guts to tell our parents ‘cause they added 3 GBs like, not a long time ago. And the Internet connection is freaking slow.
2. My mom is yelling at me to do my bloody homework. Plus I don’t have the mood to do anything right now.
3. Forget about watching videos on the net already… :(
4. It’s still the holidays.
5. I feel like going to Jusco Taman E-quine ‘cause ‘m out of G-Soft pens. (I just love using them.)
6. Without the pens, how am I gonna do my homework?
7. My dad’s lazy to drive to Jusco right now… So I have to wait ‘til tomorrow when we are in Melaka :(
8. I’m now in the mood for candy and chocolate or any other sweet things… but there’s none. (There is some Fruit-ella… but my grandaunt hid those ‘cause she know my addiction for sweets… they’re like drugs to me.) :/
9. I’m now coughing… that means no singing. And I love to sing!

But there’s one thing… the MTV VMAs are coming! Next Monday!! I can’t wait! I voted Justin Bieber everyday for Best New Artist!

Plus he’s gonna perform twice in the VMAs! If I miss the VMAs on TV I’m gonna shoot myself. Seriously I’m gonna shoot myself. :/

Please please please vote for Justin Bieber! Just connect your Facebook accounts to vote! Please, just a few more clicks everyday and you’re done. Simple! So please vote for Justin Bieber! Here’s the link:: http://www.mtv.com/ontv/vma/2010/best-new-artist/

Okay? Thank you!! xox

PS. Wanna watch the VMAs? It’s on 13th September, channel 713 (MTV)… 10pm! Don’t miss it! Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Drake and other famous singers! So don’t miss it! Once again please please please vote for Justin Bieber! xox

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♥OMG♥

Okay, one of my aunt, who is my mother’s youngest sister… wants to check out my blog.

I know! That’s really bad news! What if she is a spy for my mom?!

That’s why I made my sister lie to her that I deleted my blog. (Which I never will, cuz I freaking love blogging… and I spent hours decorating it with Bieber widgets ;) And it’s worth it.)

Okay, I’m gonna change my blog address too for extra protection ;)

Here are some options:

1. http://www.sushi-bieber.blogspot.com/
2. http://www.sushi-cake.blogspot.com/
3. http://www.alltime-belieber.blogspot.com/
4. http://www.overboard-sushi.blogspot.com/
5. http://www.justin-owns.blogspot.com/
6. http://www.omaha-mall.blogspot.com/
7. http://www.iHeartJustinB.blogspot.com/

My favorite is number 3 & 7 :)

What do you think? Comments please! :D

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♥I Freaking Hate Holidays♥

I know a lot of you may feel surprised that I hate holidays. But I really do hate them.

Reasons:

1. It’s boring
2. We won’t get to see our friends :(
3. Teachers give piles of homework to do
4. It’s boring
5. There’s nothing to do
6. Must face our parents every single day :’(
7. Family outings…
8. It’s boring

But mainly it’s number 6. Yeah. I don’t like them. And yeah I love them (erm… eww?) and I appreciate what they had done for me (yeah, right… Sarcasm! =_=)… but I still don’t like them.

Reasons:

1. They’re sappy
2. They’re so not cool
3. They can never understand my own special language I share with my besties (that’s quite a relief, honestly)
4. They like floral prints (I mean, HELLO?!)
5. They’re a pain in the ass!!
6. Nag, nag, nag
7. They hate Justin Bieber
8. They hate the music I love
9. “Turn the music down!!!”
10. They get angry so easily.
11. They miss the old me (MAIN REASON!!)
12. ‘Mom, 借我电话.” “No.” “Why?!” “Because I said so.” “Then why don’t you get me a phone then?” “I have reasons.” “Like what?” “*NO ANSWER*” “(Muttering) Fuck you bitch. :P”
13. My dad’s a bit of a racist :( (Comment if you wanna more about this point)

The old me:

1. Sappy
2. Un-cool
3. Adorable (Eww!)
4. Hates black
5. Loves red
6. Have hair like a nerd.
7. Quiet
8. Shy
9. Very worried about my homework not getting done. (Poor me… but bye bye old me!!)

The new me:

1. Cool! :P
2. Flirty ;)
3. LOVES BLACK!! (I mean, the color is SO cool!!!)
4. HOT PINK BABY!!!
5. Crazy!!
6. Hair (breaking the school rules!!)
7. I curse sometimes. :P (i.e: SHUT THE HELL OUT OF YOUR FREAKING/FUCKING MOUTH!!!)
8. I can be mean sometimes :P
9. I secretly want to be a model (but I’m short… whatever.)
10. I think tattoos are so COOL!
11. FACEBOOK!!!
12. Rude
13. I crush on boys a lot… but only for a short while. :P
14. Justin Bieber!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! U SMILE, I SMILE!!
15. I LOVE TO LAUGH AND SMILE :D
16. :D :D :D
17. Crazy
18. Annoying (sometimes)
19. MY BESTIES!!!!!!!! U R MY LIFE!
20. I HATE CELEBRITY POSERS/FAKERS
21. I wanna polish my nails BLACK when I’m 21.
22. hot, seventeen, Hello!, Galaxie magazines are my FAVORITE!!!!!
23. Gossip, gossip, gossip… (But NEVER about Justin Bieber & Miley Cyrus… cuz I don’t wanna betray them!)
24. Oh, and I freaking hate studying :P
25. No worries against my homework. :P Just say I didn’t bring the book and egg-heads will believe me!!

Yeah, I know… I guess I got carried awaaay.

LOL… :D

GTG sleep. 12-thirty midnight. My grandaunt pretending to be innocent, standing next to me watching what I am writing. She wants me to go to sleep now. :P She thinks that she doing that annoys me. But it doesn’t. HA! In your face, egg-head!

Told you I can be rude and mean sometimes.

YAWN

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♥My Life Would Suck Without You♥

This month will be the worst month yet. You know why? It’s all because of the stupid holidays!

Yeah, holidays are great.

But the problem is that my final-year examination (crap) is coming.

And I’m crap at almost every single subject except English.

Great, really great. (Sarcasm)

And the two-week holiday is coming.

That means a two-week terror will be coming.

All study, study, study with my mom and no Internet.

It’ll be all crap.

Crap, I promise. CRAP.

Holidays with my family are always crap.

The worst days ever.

I would prefer school days. :/

Seriously.

Stupid exam! I ing hate exams!

The perfect excuse for my parents to nag at me.

Those terrorists. Ugh.

My mom. Again. The second best terrorist. It is calling me. And I really mean “IT”.

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♥Groggy♥

Oh God I’m feeling so groggy now. But I can’t tell my parents that I’m sick now.

Well, I did… on the phone… with my workaholic mother. ==

I guess she forgotten all about it, ‘cause she didn’t mention anything about going to the doctor since she came home.

Which is good, ‘cause I regretted telling her just now. But since she forgotten that I’m ill now, I mind as well don’t mention anything about it ‘til tomorrow, because I don’t feel like going to school at the next day. ><

LOL I’m so lazy. I mentioned earlier, right? On the post, “♥Absent♥”.

Well, almost everyone in class are lazy. Even my dad. He’s lazy too. :P

Dad if you’re reading this down clench your jaw & fist please. :P

Well… all these typing had made me hungry. Mmm… I smell fried chicken! :P I’m so getting fat day by day… 33 freaking kilograms!

Year 5: 28kg!

Year 6: 30kg!

Form 1: 33kg!

Can somebody help me here?!

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♥Getting Ready♥

The whole family’s getting ready to go to IOI mall to have dinner & watch Sorcerer’s Apprentice! :D I’m so excited to watch the movie! :)

As I already said… I have watched it once with Tania, Kate & Iffah but I wouldn’t mind watching it twice.

Anyways, if Tania & Kate watch it again it would means that they had watched it 3 times! :O I know!

Plus they won’t get tired of it! ><

Okay, long story short… Sorcerer’s Apprentice is really a great movie… starring Nicholas Cage & that funny dude. :)

He really cracks me up during the movie.

I’m oh-so excited!! XD

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♥Bored♥

Freaking bored.

I just woke up & I found my dad watching TV. :S

That means for the whole morning, it’ll be sports, sports. sports… and more sports.

…

I hate sports. :S

Freaking hate! Grrrr…

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♥I Dreamed A Dream♥

Good morning, peeps! :D

I’m getting ready for a trip to Sunway and I thought I “drop-by”.

Okay, it’s not Susan Boyle anymore… it’s Justin Bieber. Forget about her audition to the America’s Got Talent. Forget about her cat.

‘Cause yesterday night I dreamed of Justin!

I was staying in a 5 star hotel and Justin Bieber just appeared in the room (I think. Dreams are always weird and random) and I was like, “Oh my Gosh somebody pinch me! It’s freaking Justin Bieber!”

Then blah blah (I forgot part of it.) and I was like, “Can I touch your hair?” (Which is weird to me because I just watched Karate Kid the other night and there was a line ‘Can I touch your hair?’) and he said sure so I touched it.

It seems that he’s shorter than me (Jeez Louise. Dreams tell lies too. How can he be shorter than me?! I’m only 143 cm! I mean, come on! Get real!) and his hair is like, really smooth (I bet his hair is smooth in real life too. ><)

Then me & my family are planning to go to Green Box to play some karaoke and I thought he would come so I come along too. But it turns out he disappeared (weirrrd) then I set out looking for him (:P).

But of course I didn’t find him! So the dream ended (stupid la. I hate it when dreams just randomly end.) and I heard, “Ying! Wake up! It’s time for a trip to Sunway!”

“Okay!”

The ♥ End

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♥A Day with My Family♥

Okay, I gotta admit that family outings are sometimes fun. Sometimes, I say!

But today’s different. Today’s smashing! Smashing, I tell ya’!

Okay, we suppose to celebrate my granddad’s birthday tomorrow… but my aunt will be busy tomorrow so we decided to celebrate it today.

We went to the Mines to have dinner at the Esquire Kitchen with my cousin (his name is Hue Chun How… I call him Chun Chun).

Then we went to Speedy to buy a Glee soundtrack. (You have gotta check out the “Poker Face” Glee version! Different but smashing!) ♥♥

It was fun, really. It’s always fun when it comes with occasions with Chun Chun…

‘Cause we have so much in common. Unlike me & my sister of course.

We barely see each other, I say. Like, once in a blue moon. ><

At first, it was kind of awkward hanging with him.

But after awhile we really looked like siblings.

He’s really lucky. His hand phone is a LG Cookie.

My parents don’t allow me to have a cell.

I don’t know what’s the hell’s their problem… but I had been begging for one since I was 9!

Seriously! But until now I’m still begging for one.

But, I’ll never give up begging for one! I’m gonna earn it! As Justin Bieber says… NEVER SAY NEVER! :D

Anyways, back to the subject. :P

We bought ices too. Oreo McFlurry baby!! It’s the best ice-cream I had ever tasted (Well, literally. ><)!

But the outing only lasted for about, 2 or 3 hours. :/

Of course. It always does. :(

Tomorrow I’m gonna go shopping with my family in Sunway. :)

Hopefully the adults are planning something nice for us so maybe, just maybe, my sister & I will meet my cousin again at the next day.

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♥享受我的一人世界♥

Hey hey!

My sister, my mother and my sickening grandaunt is down town!

So now I’m all alone in the house (my maid’s cleaning. Anyway, it’s still the same) listening to loud music and I feel great!

I crossed my fingers when I said I would do my crappy homework.

I mean, you have got to be kidding me!

I wouldn’t do my homework on this fateful moment! :P

Sorry, mum! XD (She’ll never know anyways. :P)

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♥Crap Family♥

Yeah… I hate them all (except my grandfather & my aunt, Kirsten).

Especially my crap sister, she’s freaking drama.

When I’m watching TV, that brat wants to watch stupid SpongeBob Squarepants (Which I parody it to SpongeBob Eggpants) and when I don’t let her to watch Eggpants, she will start fucking drama by telling my grandaunt, who have a mouth that can’t be tamed, “Koh Poh! My sister don’t let me to watch TV!”

“Koh Poh! My sister don’t let me to use the computer!!”

“Koh Poh! Can’t shut my sister UP?!”

And so on.

And I enjoyed it.. ‘cause I know she hates it.

Slowly killing her…

I can’t wait for her to grow up.

Jeez Louise.

I hate her.

I have so much to talk about her but “I hate her” says it all.

Ha! I bet her dream is to be Mrs.Eggpants! XD

You know, she’s so immature that she can type/copy the whole freaking book into the freaking computer!

She hates fashion, she hates gossip, she thinks Sorcerer’s Apprentice is boring, she hates music (let alone singing), she just loooooves her stinky bolster (she brings it every where with her, and she named it ‘Eugene’) she hates watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians, she pretends to like Glee (just because she wants to fit in with my friends), she signs up for Facebook just because of the freaking games (booooring) and much much much more.

That’s why it’s impossible for us to be sisters. I repeat, IMPOSSIBLE.

Who can agree more?!

She always follows me.

She sees me signs up for blogspot, she wants too.

She sees me signs up for Facebook, she wants too.

She sees me go to Tania’s house, she wants too.

She sees me run up the elevator, she runs up there too… and fell down.

SERVES.

YOU.

RIGHT.

She’s such a pain in the ass/neck.

That’s why I call her a vampire sometimes…

‘Cause she’s such a pain in the neck.

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♥Fucking Crap♥

Okay, I really hate my mom right now.

Just because I didn’t do her bloody work doesn’t mean that she must go off like a rocket lighted up with zillions of matches! Jesus!

I hate her!

So now tomorrow (which is today because it’s now past midnight now. Busy watch Glee! It’s on now! :P) I must do my bloody homework so that I won’t have to study with that drama brat!

Ha!

Lucky that I didn’t do my homework today. :P

>< Haha she will have no choice but to let me do my homework.

Besides I still can listen to my favorite songs while doing the crappy homework. :)

I’m so clevah! :P

In your bloody face, drama! XD (Place evil laugh here XD)

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♥Busy Night♥

I teamed up with Christine for the stupid, dumb Moral presentation and that was the biggest mistake in my life yet.

Grr… I shouldn’t have said I will do the Moral presentation… ‘cause I’m gonna be really busy tonight.

And I have to catch Glee on 9pm (guilty pleasure ma… >< :P) & at the same time of course do the freaking Moral presentation. :@

I should have done it yesterday! Plus I have no idea what to write… God I regret that I said I could do all by my own self.

Plus my mom wants me to study tonight. I hadn’t study for two days now so my mom said I must study tonight.

I don’t know what she’ll say after she found I have a presentation to write.

I hope she’ll understand. :/

I know you guys are wondering why Christine didn’t want to do it together.

Well, we did do it together of course. She had been a really great help. :)

But I said I would do the rest of it by myself but I never thought this would happen.

So this have nothing to do with this. Kay?

And that Moral teacher is really lazy! Why wouldn’t she teach the class herself?! It’s not the student’s job to teach the class! It’s the freaking teachers!

Jesus! :@

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♥Better♥

Hey hey people!! ♥

I’m #nowlistening to Miranda Cosgrove’s “Kissing You” and I feel great!

Seriously! All of a sudden I feel great right now!

I’m listening to loud music & just being myself & I feel just great! :D

So tomorrow I’m sure that I won’t be absent at school. :)

Skip~

Okay, I gotta admit that I’m getting bored of the music I’m currently listening to. :/

So I gotta buy new albums or something…

Maybe Christina Aguilera’s “Bionic” or Cheryl Cole’s “Fight For This Love”.

I don’t quite like Christina’s “Bionic” song… but Wen Hui & me just adore Cheryl’s “Fight For This Love”.

So… yeah. I’ll maybe buy Christina’s one or Cheryl’s one. :)

Or maybe Justin Bieber’s “My World 2.0”.

The Justin Bieber album that I bought a month ago  is “My Worlds”. :) And I ♥ the album. :)

Justin’s my favorite! ♥

Skip~

So yesterday’s my cousin’s & my mum’s birthday.

So unsurprisingly, he (my cousin) called me & was like, “Yo babe it’s the birth day boy!” So I was like, “Yeahh… I know. Babby Hirthday dude. Big deal.” But actually I was like, “What? ‘Babe’?! Are you fucking kidding me?! ‘Babe’?! You’re not American or something! Dude! Seriously!”

Jeez Louise! What up with the pump?!

    

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♥72♥

Great news! My parents just bought me a balancing cleanser and you know how much it costs?! 72 freaking ringgit Malaysia!! Freaking expensive! >< Haha lucky me.

Sometimes, it’s good to be rich. LOL JK my mom wouldn’t buy me a hand hone let alone saying that we’re “rich”. :/

Anyways, my mom & my cousin’s birthday is tomorrow! I guess there’s nothing I can do except try to be a good girl. :/

Grr… I hate it when my parents’ birthday is coming soon. >:(

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